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| Some
Pickup Lines That
just may get you in a little bit of trouble... |
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| Be
unique and different, say yes! Stand still so I
can pick you up! |
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I play the field, and it looks
like I just hit a home run with you. |
| I'm
fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman
on earth tonigh |
| I'm
new in town. Could you give me directions to your
apartment? |
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I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well
then, please start. |
| Wouldn't
we look cute on a wedding cake together? |
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Your name must be Mickey because you're
so fine. |
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You're like a dictionary; you add meaning to my
life! |
| I'm
good at math. U+I=69 |
| All
those curves and me with no brakes. |
| Damn,
Sugar, settle down. I'm diabetic. |
| You
be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King:
You treat me right, and I'll do it your way. |
| I'm
wearing Revlon colour stay lipstick, want to help
me test the claim it won't kiss off? |
| Can
I see your tan lines? |
| I've
had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to
look pretty good. |
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Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special. |
| When
I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold
and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need
your name and number for insurance reasons. |
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When God made you, he was showing off. |
| You
must be a high jumper, because you make my bar rise! |
| Do
you know what'd look good on you: Me. |
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Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of
here. |
| Hey
baby, let's play house, you can be the door and
I'll slam you! |
| I'll
cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. |
| Why
don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll
talk about the first thing that pops up? ' |
| Been
to India, I'll get (it) India. |
| I'm
like chocolate: I go straight to your ass! |
| If
you can't be with the ones you love, then love the
one you're with. |
| Let's
take a shower together — you smell. |
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